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Introduction
Grown-ups always hide the reasons for certain things from kids but kids should know the truth. I’m about to tell you the truth. I’ve revealed enough for the introduction. Anyway let’s move on. Oh and one more thing DO NOT show Grown-ups that you are reading this.
The TOP SECRET Truth on Grown-Ups
1. Grown-Ups tell you not to watch too much TV because it ruins your eyes, it can ruin your eyes but the main reason is that the characters come to your house and destroy it.
2. Grown-Ups say that nothing happens once you go to bed but they watch TV.
3. If you ask for something and your parents say “we’ll see” it means no.
4. Grown-Ups talk in code in front of you for example if they say Einstein was a terrific scientist it means he was a scientific terrorist.
5. Know you know the truth!