Back after a break!

Hey guys,

As some of you might know, I got a gold and bronze medal in Science Olympiad.   Spring break is over now and spring has sprung. April’s showers bring May flowers which bring pilgrims. Get it? STAR testing will begin in two weeks and I’m all prepared for it. I am confident that I will get 600 out of 600 this time.

Ms.O has been getting us ready for the CST’s for some time now but not as long as mom has. Due to my preparation I have not been able to write in my blog much but after the CST’s I’ll be back to blogging. I’ve decided to add a joke of the day every time I write my blog.

Joke of the Day

What’s an alien’s favorite sport?

Space ball!

Tongue Twisters

Today we did aliterations A.K.A tongue twisters at school. I wrote two.

Try saying this super fast:

The secretly slobbering smelly Santa smelled like sour, stinky sardines

or this:

The giant gooey gift was grabbed from the goverment by my great grandfather's gorrilla that had goosebumps.

Anyone brave enough? These tounge twisters are pretty easy so you shouldn't find them hard to say :)

Secret file on Grown Ups

TOP SECRET

Introduction

Grown-ups always hide the reasons for certain things from kids but kids should know the truth. I’m about to tell you the truth. I’ve revealed enough for the introduction. Anyway let’s move on. Oh and one more thing DO NOT show Grown-ups that you are reading this.

The TOP SECRET Truth on Grown-Ups

1.       Grown-Ups tell you not to watch too much TV because it ruins your eyes, it can ruin your eyes but the main reason is that the characters come to your house and destroy it.

2.        Grown-Ups say that nothing happens once you go to bed but they watch TV.

3.       If you ask for something and your parents say “we’ll see” it means no.

4.       Grown-Ups talk in code in front of you for example if they say Einstein was a terrific scientist it means he was a scientific terrorist.

5.       Know you know the truth!